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REBLOG IF YOU ARE A SLYTHERIN, SUPPORT SLYTHERINS, OR ARE A GIANT SNAKE THAT KILLS PEOPLE BY MAKING EYE CONTACT
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Hufflepuff: Wait, what was that noise?
Ravenclaw: Maybe it’s a serial killer hiding out in our house waiting to murder us.
Gryffindor: Maybe that’s who stole my peanut M&Ms.
Slytherin: No, that was me.





